Monday, February 22, 2010

Isn't life swell?

Jack: DHARMA PB & J with the crusts cut off... Well, John, this is a very nutritious lunch; all the DHARMA food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?

John: Uh, no, Mr. Cooper...

Jack: Ah. Here's my impression of life at Big John's house,
"Yeah, Dad?"
"How was your day, pal?"
"Great, Dad! How's yours?"
"Super! Say, how would like to give me your kidney this weekend?"
"Great, Dad! But I've got confusion and moping to do."
"That's okay, son! You can do it on the operating table!"
"Dear, isn't our son swell?"
"Yes, dear. Isn't life swell?"

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