Lost Museum Tour

That son of a bitch is down there somewhere...

Kate: That island looks so peaceful from up here.

Hurley: Anything is peaceful from five thousand....four thousand....three thousand...two thousand....one thousand, five hundred and forty-two feet, dude.

Jack: I think I see my dad.

Oui?

Rousseau: Pardon my French, but you're an asshole! Asshole!

DHARMA-ISM

Not that I condone DHARMA, or any cults for that matter. Cults in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in a cult, he should believe in himself. I quote John Locke, "I don't believe in Jacob, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the smoke monster. *I* could be the smoke monster. I'd still have to bum rides off people.

John Locke's Day Off

Jack Shepard: I don't trust this guy any further than I can throw him.
Kate: Well, with your bad karma, Jack, you shouldn't throw anybody... It's true.
Jack: What is so dangerous about a character like John Locke is he gives good survivors bad ideas.
Kate: Mmm-hmm.
Jack: Last thing I need at this point in my career is 42 John Locke disciples running around this island. He jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern the Swan Station.
Kate: Well, makes you look like an ass is what he does, Jack.
Jack: Thank you Kate. I think you're wrong.
Kate: Oh, well, he's very popular, Jack. The con-artists, murderers, pregnant women, lottery winners, washed up rock stars, Asians, supporting cast... They all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
Jack: That is why I have got to stop him this time. To show these people that the example he sets is a first class ticket on Oceanic Airlines to NOWHERE!
Kate: Oh, Jack...you sounded like Sawyer just then.
Jack: Really?
Kate: Uh-huh!
Jack: Pfff. Hm...Thanks, Kate.